That's How It Happened

"Ross approaches Joey, his womanizing best friend, for advice. Drunk on sherry, and feeling particularly misogynistic after losing a recent acting job, Joey suggests that Ross improve his skills in cunnilingus: "Train your tongue to find that fleshy lodestone, those sweet lips peeled back like the tender skin of a blooming orchid."

Look your opponent straight in the eye and say “Well, looks like Wii can’t play anymore.” Crack a large smile, and if they don’t laugh, proceed to explain how you used the word “Wii” instead of “we”, therefore creating a clever pun.