That's How It Happened

I've grown tired of trying to convert this template to work in Wordpress. I've grown tired in general of hacking away blindly at odd bits of html. So as of now, I've bitten the bullet and switched template. You probably hate it already. The colophon below explains a little more about how it works. Mostly it borrows the concept (and html, and css) from fimoculous, though evidently any glaring errors are my own. It probably loads really slowly, but I can't fix that without learning php.