Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Chuck Norris vs The Dalai Lama

Q: How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?
A: A round-house kick to the face.

Q: Why can't the Dalai Lama hoover under the sofa?
A: Because he has no attachments.

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// posted by Rufus @ 5:22 pm
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