That's How It Happened

I managed to ruin my whole week by winning a magnum of Buffalo Trace Bourbon on Monday. Somehow I posted the highest score of the month at All Star Lanes. My hangover on Tuesday had a disruptive effect lasting through Wednesday and Thursday; hence the lack of posts round here. I'm back on labour ward again now, working a 24 hour shift. I'm wearing blue scrubs, and covered in urine and blood and amniotic fluid. I feel like I've delivered half the babies in South London, and that's not such a bad feeling.

The perils of search-and-replace, on flickr

Toy Boat Race

The Rules

1. Build a toy boat (no motor)
2. Bring it to the park on race day
3. Enter that shit in the race
4. Win a prize for winning the race or for building the fanciest boat
5. Go skateboarding or whatever and forget about toy boats and stuff

International toy boating, sponsored by dpmhi, Nike SB, stacks, Girl, and Crownfarmer. Sign me up.

Chicken Noodle Soup (of which the best is right here) is clearly the new My Humps, on YouTube.

Playdoh Perfume (via tsf)

The shocking secrets of quick change artists. (Though I'm actually more shocked that Piers Morgan is trying to be Simon Cowell-lite.)

The annoying Frosties kid is rumoured to have killed himself after being bullied. Mixed emotions on that. However I love this fackin great frosties remix.

Virtual cow mooer.

Other explosive candy combos than DC and Mentoes.