That's How It Happened

Nike's huge Festival of Air 06 exhibit opens tomorrow at Nike Town London. I've entered the pictured "Praline Pony" first edition Nike Air Wovens into the Crooked Tongues, Best In Show sneaker contest, as part of the celebrations. The first edition wovens are limited to 500 pairs, handmade by Vietnamese child labourers in 2001. I'm confident mine are the finest extant pair, and I have the matching uber-rare OG Stussy commemorative tee. I'm confident of a devastating win over the all-Soho trainer otaku.

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