That's How It Happened

This is hardly The Times, "Births, Marriages, and Deaths" column, but there's no harm in being formal. I am delighted to announce my engagement to Miss Katy Khoo, who has hitherto been known here as the GF. I didn't have an engagement ring ready, but I did get down on one knee with an engagement tortoise. His name is Archie, short for Archimedes. He feels like part of the family already.

Tags: fiancee, tortoise