That's How It Happened

This always happens when I get back from holiday. I have some amusing vacation scrapes that I intend to blog about in a jaunty manner. Then I return to work, get deluged in mindless jobs, feel crushed and depressed, and fail to blog about my amusing adventures.
Instead here's some curious recent ask.me's and goog-answers:

How long would it take before a zombie's muscles were no longer functional?

Do dogs always sleep parallel to a north-south axis?

What
causes dark hair to turn light in a shower drain?