That's How It Happened

If you're a fan of rectal foreign bodies, you might enjoy this paper I accidentally dug up on Medline:
Self-inflicted male urethral foreign body insertion: endoscopic management and complications.:
"Objects included speaker wire, an AAA battery, open safety pins, a plastic cup, straws, a marble, and a cotton-tipped swab."
A plastic cup? The mind boggles.