That's How It Happened

The Stunners International Halloween Bowling Ball, was an all-time great party. I went as Frank from Donnie Darko, and scared the pants off everyone; even myself when I looked in the mirror. The night had everything you could want for an awesome night of carousing: bowling, white russians, hot girl bands (The Pipettes), hot boy bands (The Cazals), hot DJs (assorted), girls dressed as dead beauty queens, girls dressed as evil clowns, plus beauty queens dressed as dead clowns. There were models, supermodels, and even the occasional ubermodel. Even better, we foxed the licensing laws, getting a whole extra drinking hour, since the clocks went back mid-party. I learned that dressing as a rabbit is deeply disinhibiting, both for you, and for girls who like to stroke your fluffy tail. Best Halloween since this blog began.