Monday, May 09, 2005

Ignoring the complete apathy regarding my last post, here's the google guide to what friends don't let friends do:

Vote Democrat (or Republican or Nader or Schwarznegger); Use IE; Use Camera Phones; Email Christening Pics; Die In Childbirth; Paint Ceilings; Go To Bad Piercing Studios; Go To Hell; Use Friendster; Eat Tofu; Censor Friends™; Use Powerpoint; Drink Bad Wine; Starve Themselves; Incarnate In The Babylonian Matrix; Date Jason; Get Married; Knit Chenille; Get Whacked By Tornadoes ; Destroy The World; Anthropomorphize Their Pets; Eat Farmed Salmon or Meat; Drink Starbucks; Make Crappy Movies; Wear Ponchos; Wear Pork; Heavy Breathe On Conference Calls; Battle Monkeys; Wear Balloon Hats; Go To Duke; Type QWERTY; Let Their RSS Aggregators Pull Feeds Once An Hour; Make Bad Analogies; Turn Straight; Become Human Shields

To which I can only add: Friends don't let friends overuse tired cliches until they become utterly meaningless.

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