That's How It Happened

Unless your name is Jordan...
...here's a pleasure you are unlikely to ever share. Freshly delivered off eBay, a pair of Nike Rufus. Great name, ugly shoe, but for £8.50 I couldn't resist. My internet access problems are still trying in the extreme, but here are a few cursory links:

A hippo, dressed as a sumo, dancing to Sisqo. Oh, oh, oh how I laughed. (Thanks to MK)

I made my first post at yesbutnobutyes.com, concerning The Eglu.

The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers: a McSweeney's list

Filthy finger ass porn but SFW (at least conceptually).

I am in love, with my Xecutor 2.6 X-Box modchip, but I can find no way to network it to my Mac. Any boffinish advice?

If nerdcore rap is your thing, then Optimus Rhyme should hit the spot.

The Life Aquatic, is the best film I've seen this year. Much much more fun than equivocal reviews might have you believe. And it's getting a dope 2-disc Criterion Collection Special Edition DVD on May 10th.

Burgatory a highly politicised, yet terrible flash game.

Cubeoban a completely abstract, uncommercial, un-politicised gem of a game.