That's How It Happened

You leave your blog unattended for two days, and all hell breaks loose:

Item of Evidence 1: Someone impersonates you in your own comments section.

Item of Evidence 2: Someone, very possibly the same someone, photoshops your face onto goatse, posts same in comments section.

Well I'm back to take charge. Expect my vengeance to be furious. For no particular reason today's links are all to actual media, rather than websites. Perhaps that's my vengeance upon 56k fools.

A collection of whale songs. I was finding it restful at first, then I noticed that it's all hosted in Japan, which makes me suspicious that it is actually whale death screams.

The Ramones cover Spiderman. (Clearly this is from sometime back, seeing as they are all deceased.)

A completely disturbing Japanese McDonald's ad featuring a sexy "Ms Ronald McDonald". (If that doesn't put you off your McGrand, there's a money off downloadable coupon).

Wendy's Grill Skill, is the most incredible rapping and rhyming 80s Wendy's grilling instructional video you'll ever see. (If that's your idea of fun, the entire 80 minute classic is available to own on DVD now.)