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The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation, has been protecting kids from goat-related petting zoo nightmares since 1982. Now though the German Animal Protection Federation has taken a stand, to safeguard goats' wellbeing. The particular goats in question were traumatised licking honey from the naked torso of Miss Kader Loth (Penthouse Pet, NSFW, duh!), for the entertainment of German reality TV viewers. It all sounds far more exciting (and possibly traumatic) than anything going on, on UK TV's The Farm. (Vital portions of this important news update were brought to you via Turlough, the world's best (maybe only) bee blogger.)

After the fiasco that no-one is calling morningwood-gate, the morning wood alarm clock is born. (NSFW in concept, if not in design).

Coke win the IgNobel Prize 2004 "for using advanced technology to convert liquid from the River Thames into Dasani, a transparent form of water, which for precautionary reasons has been made unavailable to consumers." Best, obvs.

Brown Cardigan (a dope blog) brings to my attention "Stuck to ODB", a Wu Tang version of Touch The Truck (some say Channel 5s worst reality TV show ever. Yeah really, even worse than Celebrity Enema Camp.)

On average Marcel looks up 4.1 words per day, he's been at it for over 400 days, and he's catalogued the whole lot, for your lexicographic pleasure.

Surfer rides whale, sounds totally dubious.

Funny cute Nike Ad, with schoolgirls "becoming" Serena on the tennis court.

I tell you nothing about my job is good enough for me to recommend that you masquerade as a gynaecologist.

Sex Advice From...Cosplayers, oxymoron alert.

From the pages of jetZILLA Magazine, the $60 jet engine you can makes yourself using two Starbucks mugs, and the plug from a kitchen sink. (via)

Now the incredible Lego robot that solves Rubik's cube, has an equally astonishing companion piece, a working Lego Rubik's cube.

More than you might want to know about furverts. (SFW) (via)