That's How It Happened

Pig's ears were pretty tasty. I figured the problem with them though. Firstly once you've spent 4 hours simmering them, then breaded them, roasted them, and finally chargrilled them, the economy of spending 25p on each one is lost. Secondly pig skin always retains that slight scent of the sty. It's porky goodness alright, but with the aroma of fresh, wriggling, feces strewn, piglet.

Really well designed flash pinball game; the rarest pinball table ever made (for the movie Richie Rich); the furminator, a conversion of Terminator 2 pinball to an awesome first person perspective.

Thinking of a change of career? Sperm donation can be highly profitable, but you could double your income by filming your own face at the moment of "petit mort", for SFW pseudo-porn site beautiful agony.

Britney tries on clothes, fails. There's a reason why Scott Stereogum remains the world's greatest Britney expert.

Blogging about whale hunting.

A horrible accident for your cursor.

Best stalking ever? "Me, my girlfriend, and our other friend met Val Kilmer at a gas station... we are all dwarfs so it was Willow revisited!".