I don't want to give you guys link burnout, but I had a really slack day at work, so here's a whole bundle of random hyper-whatnot. Oh, and there's nothing whatsoever to do with Andre the Giant.
Rick James: "Crack is for poor people". Kinda like Paris Hilton: "Diet Coke is for fat people"Douglas Coupland's play is happening at Stratford, but only for three performances in October.Almost the whole of TT5B as a shitty real stream.RoyalMag review songs about food, and give you the update on Hulk Hogan's post WWF career, essential stuff.Hogzilla, not battling Pig-o-saurus or nothing, but still cool.Better Than Yours kinda shares my blog template, and it's also full of really random unconnected linkage, shit you might even like it more than this site.Villain Supply DotCom for when your henchmen are low on torture equipment. (complete with blog of efforts toward world domination).Fools Map that gets steadily worse and stupider as people submit dimwit comments revealing their lack of understanding of geography.History of the IMDb. Only yesterday I was harking back to the pre-IMDb days, when Halliwell's was the cine-bible.Cool flash strategy game, which is too easy against the computer, but vicious multiplayer style.Bill Gates tries to buy Nintendo, Hiroshi Yamauchi just chuckles into his oolong tea and strokes his long white beard."What do you expect? His cholesterol is through the roof" Mojo runs amok. Suurriously who would choose a macaque as a helper monkey? On a related note, sometimes two heads are not better than one, as maniacs attempt to name every Simpsons character ever.While the wait for Seinfeld on DVD continues, it seems some people have taken matters into their own hands with extremely blatant defiance of copyright law.Criterion Collection: Slacker to include Linklater's "lost" "unseen" "legendary" first feature It's Impossible To Learn To Plow By Reading Books.Small and possibly racist guide to distinguishing Duurty South slang from Pittsburgh ghetto slang. Whaaatt?Be sure to order only from Jim at Maple Ridge Vineyard because PATTI DOES NOT TAKE ORDERS.The Gotti Family: still breaking new ground on the frontiers of bling.And how could I forget? Peabs is back and he's still gunning (and snorting, and flizzum flazzlin) for the presidency, hogsviously.
