Saturday, August 14, 2004
Badgas is a jolly funny sort of website, they have a running competition for Lynndie England Impersonation and a detailed guide to the semiotics of fried chicken. Plus they linked to this brilliant all-time heaviest people list. Inspirational stuff.Personalized Pez Dispensers.NSFW alert: Crazy Engrish Guide to Mickey Masa, porn star, moron, and inventor of the "helicopter fuck".Rodcorp has a guide to which Underground stations are so close it is better to walk between them. This sort of information should remain privy only to actual Londoners. The massed legions of Northern twats who are grossly inflating London property prices should remain comically handicapped by their complete failure to acquire London geography.Who would win?
Navy SEAL or shark? Shark.
Africanized bees or bee exterminator? Bees.
120,000 bees, or a bunch of kids with rocks? Tie. (Children, bystanders, firefighters, news reporters all stung. Lucky beekeeper bags 500 lbs of honey. Lucky construction team wins contract to rebuild wall containing 500lbs of honey.)
UPDATE 15/08/04: You think you're keeping abreast of important bee news and then the biggest story of all sneaks under the radar:
Who would win?
Angry bees or Paris and Nicole? Paris and Nicole (but only after being rescued by Christina Milian).
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