Thursday, July 15, 2004
Thinking more than I'm talking.
Coming home from the airport we got trapped beside an incredible speaking woman. She sat opposite an entirely silent "friend" and gabbled continously for the entire 45 minute journey. Her companion never even attempted to speak, so overwhelming was this moronic monologue. The whole carriage were captivated by her astonishing unbroken stream of babble. Eventually she received a call on her mobile, and transferred instantly to droning on at her mystery caller. As she hung up she said: "She's a very quiet person, I can often speak for twenty minutes with her, without her saying anything at all, I guess she thinks more than she talks." To everyone reading this in silence, I wish to offer you all a sincere and profound compliment: congratulations for thinking more than you are talking, long may you cultivate this admirable ability.
The Nike Mayfly is new but already has some cult value. There are only 5000, it weights just 4.8 ounces, and it is only designed to last 100km. You can probably make it last longer though, if you were only going to wear it for lounging in Hoxton's most stylish drinking houses.
The Onion rip off Hulk's Blog for an article that reminds us all that they are still the funniest thing on the internet, (except maybe "dogs in elk", see below): Why No-one Want Make Hulk 2?.
"Why no one appreciate daring vision of Ang Lee? Aaargh! Ang Lee genius! Maybe panels on screen gimmicky, but him try something new. When last time you try something new?! Ang Lee willing to work in unfamiliar genres. Him brave like Hulk. Hulk wish for him to work on Hulk 2, if he willing, but Hulk understand if he not want to."
Tube Driver Sim (flash) or alternatively walk around the congestion zone (featuring photos of the insane Vauxhall Cross rollercoaster/death trap/public walkway/motorway thingy.
As Ken Livingstone says: "F*ck you 4x4s" check the original F*ck you H2. And for the dick who double parks his Hummer H2 in Cavendish Square every Saturday night, (reg Y4NKY), truly I say "F*ck you".
Coming home from the airport we got trapped beside an incredible speaking woman. She sat opposite an entirely silent "friend" and gabbled continously for the entire 45 minute journey. Her companion never even attempted to speak, so overwhelming was this moronic monologue. The whole carriage were captivated by her astonishing unbroken stream of babble. Eventually she received a call on her mobile, and transferred instantly to droning on at her mystery caller. As she hung up she said: "She's a very quiet person, I can often speak for twenty minutes with her, without her saying anything at all, I guess she thinks more than she talks." To everyone reading this in silence, I wish to offer you all a sincere and profound compliment: congratulations for thinking more than you are talking, long may you cultivate this admirable ability.
"Why no one appreciate daring vision of Ang Lee? Aaargh! Ang Lee genius! Maybe panels on screen gimmicky, but him try something new. When last time you try something new?! Ang Lee willing to work in unfamiliar genres. Him brave like Hulk. Hulk wish for him to work on Hulk 2, if he willing, but Hulk understand if he not want to."
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