That's How It Happened

"The minimum penalty Saddam will face is execution." said one Iraqi commentator on Radio 4 this week. Perhaps mindful of his fate, Saddam has been putting on one hell of a show in court. First the point-by-point guide to pointing, and then giving the judge an ass kickin tutorial in rock paper scissors. Still a bad badass, I'm saying we should keep him alive, he has an incredible post-dictatorship career ahead of him: after dinner speaking, guest-presenting Have I Got News For You, and he would be a great Wicked Stepmother in panto.