Sunday, June 27, 2004
Is this house actually made of Lego™? If it really is then I think there are some questions the owners need to answer:
1. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to build the house from gold, or truffles?
2. Aren't they very vulnerable to nerdy burglars? (though the burglars would probably break a lot of fingernails trying to pry open gaps between bricks.)
3. Isn't the lavatory seat quite uncomfortable on one's bare ass?
Collection of contraband weapons and escape tools confiscated from prisoners in Hamburg during the 80s and 90s.
Packbot has apparently been very useful in Afghanistan. Unfortunately he's now been superceded by a new robot scout. Why is the new robot better? It looks like Johnny Five, and has a cooler name: meet Dragon Runner.
Blueprints for lots of awesome moth sized, rubber band powered, ornithopters.
Clay-Kitten Shooting (flash game), blast those innocent kittens out of the air, as they fly through the skies of San Francisco.
At first I was sure this must be ironic hipster stuff, but no, it's a genuine guide for scouts: how to construct beaver mats and fagot shacks. Handy.
The 10 Eightiest Movies, which reminds me that apart from "eightiest" my neologism of the day is "awescum". More entries still required in the Neologism Fest.
A second flash drunkard simulator inside of a week. My record is 121 drinks downed.
The LA Times brings us some extra snippets of Kim Jong-Il insanity. Not much new for die-hard Il-O-Philes, but it rehashes the pizza and sushi memoirs, with some new insider info.
Cocaine: still one hell of a drug. Jamie Foxx recounts Rick James' recent house call: "He came to my house, he brought these girls with him, and he broke my bed. He was like, “Yeah, Jamie, watch this!” He jumped on my bed and broke it. I’m such a fan of Rick James that I was like, “I don’t care, man. Break the shit out of that muthafucka.” Rick James is hysterical. He gives you a window to when Hollywood was really Hollywood, the ’70s shit, sex, drugs and rock ’n’ roll."
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