Thursday, June 10, 2004

How do you make the 5-7-10 split? Yell out "the 8 pin is a cop".
(A modest prize is offered for the first comment noting both the reference, and explaining the meaning of that little gag.)
I'm not sure if there's a word for what happens when you buy someone else a present that both totally inappropiate for the recipient, and your ideal gift. That principle is at work here as JT Leroy dispenses disasterous "career advice for the Olsen twins", in the form of "JT Leroy's Olsen twin fantasy":
"Maybe one of them could break off from the pair and take on a lesbian role (but not with the other twin!) in an edgy foreign film, a role that would really prove some acting chops."

Read more pearls of wisdom (after enduring a stupid ad for DJ Waxy Fresh's wankingle car) over at Salon.

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