Monday, March 22, 2004
The three headed frog scare from way back in Feb '04, turns out to have been nothing but an amphibious gangbang. When quoted in the original article, the nursery school teacher who discovered the frog(s) is surprisingly prescient: "We thought it was three frogs huddled together at first"
First Mini Coopers were Transforming, now VW Beetles too. Next they'll be eating Paris.
I thought I might be hallucinating this morning when I saw this picture of Ms Scarlett Johansson at the Viper Rooms. No sooner has she announced her commitment to staying clothed on screen, than she's appearing with The Pussycat Dolls dressed as the Daily Record put it: "in raunchy fetish gear". To paraphrase Uncle Grambo: "Score another one for (How It Happened) against the corporate behemoth of Fleshbot!".
Sarah "Belle" Champion hits back, in defence of her six figure book deal no doubt. But, twist in the tail, it now seems plausible, that she was either collaborating with Andrew Orlowski, or he was working alone. Confused? Perhaps you are Belle De Jour?
First Mini Coopers were Transforming, now VW Beetles too. Next they'll be eating Paris.
I thought I might be hallucinating this morning when I saw this picture of Ms Scarlett Johansson at the Viper Rooms. No sooner has she announced her commitment to staying clothed on screen, than she's appearing with The Pussycat Dolls dressed as the Daily Record put it: "in raunchy fetish gear". To paraphrase Uncle Grambo: "Score another one for (How It Happened) against the corporate behemoth of Fleshbot!".
Sarah "Belle" Champion hits back, in defence of her six figure book deal no doubt. But, twist in the tail, it now seems plausible, that she was either collaborating with Andrew Orlowski, or he was working alone. Confused? Perhaps you are Belle De Jour?
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