That's How It Happened

The 14 year old schoolboys who grew, and smoked marijuana in polish horticulture class, barely merit a news item as far as I'm concerned. 14 year old boys and illegal drugs, are like fish and water. Which 14 year old boy didn't try and get high at school? However I was more impressed by the five year old caught lacing his classmate's lasagna with weed. That's pretty precocious. Sadly for that kid though, he's been totally eclipsed. No four year old should be allowed out to nursery school with $7,400 of crack cocaine in his knapsack. Even Peabs's parents can't have been that slack with their stash.