That's How It Happened

If you can't afford a real Segway, you could always make one out of Lego. Ideal for lazy hamsters.

This robot is simply the coolest robot ever. It can climb walls, and even trundle across ceilings like a little mechanical spider.

And finally this has got to be a strong contender for a Darwin Award. Performing major abdominal surgery on yourself while blind drunk is often associated with operative complications.