Wednesday, February 04, 2004
I am kind of in the mood for top 3 lists today. Here are the top three ways to be an inconsiderate jerk when using a lift (=elevator americocentrics).
1. Press both up and down buttons, preferably at once. When you get into the lift press the button for your floor a whole bunch of times.
2. When the lift gets near, stand right in front of the doors so people getting out have to go around you.
3. Ignore the clues: that people just left the lift, the direction the lift came in, and the little LED signs that tell you which way the lift is going. Instead board the lift and then say "Going up?". When you find out you got on the wrong lift, display your stupidity proudly by hopping out again through the IR gate just before the lift doors close.
Top 3 donuts ever eaten by me:
1. Dean and Deluca Donut. I only had this once, (well actually I had two at one sitting) but it really lingers in my memory as a perfect donut.
2. Patisserie Valerie confectioner's custard donut. I ate one of these monsters every saturday after morning school from aged 13 to 18. Still awesome.
3. Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut. Don't be messing with any other variety. Only the original glazed will do.
If you are fed up of top 3 lists you could check these top 5s, or these top 10s.
1. Press both up and down buttons, preferably at once. When you get into the lift press the button for your floor a whole bunch of times.
2. When the lift gets near, stand right in front of the doors so people getting out have to go around you.
3. Ignore the clues: that people just left the lift, the direction the lift came in, and the little LED signs that tell you which way the lift is going. Instead board the lift and then say "Going up?". When you find out you got on the wrong lift, display your stupidity proudly by hopping out again through the IR gate just before the lift doors close.
Top 3 donuts ever eaten by me:
1. Dean and Deluca Donut. I only had this once, (well actually I had two at one sitting) but it really lingers in my memory as a perfect donut.
2. Patisserie Valerie confectioner's custard donut. I ate one of these monsters every saturday after morning school from aged 13 to 18. Still awesome.
3. Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Donut. Don't be messing with any other variety. Only the original glazed will do.
If you are fed up of top 3 lists you could check these top 5s, or these top 10s.
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