That's How It Happened

All these trans-atlantic Kerry headlines have me a little confused. There are about a million sites endlessly analysing the Democrat front runners, and approximately a trillion sites analysing big breasted b-list celebs. (To the pervert who searched this site looking for "big breasted Judy Finnegan", I am sorry to disappoint; and for the sicko looking for "dismembered chavs", well I'll try harder in future.) Anyway I digress, back to my searing insight: I promise never to discuss Kerry (John or McFadden) or anything of that ilk. My whole position on politics can be summed up in one click. Obviously I am European, I am vaguely socialist, and I do own a car, but you get the point. I couldn't give a crap. The last competition failed to attract a single entrant, so I will roll over the prize (a cheap bottle of cava) to the person who submits a link to the hottest picture of Mia Sara.