That's How It Happened

In a feature ripped from every Saturday Supplement: COOL VS FOOL

COOL: Original McFetridge Vandalised Vandals (saves so much heartache)
FOOL: $1300 Paris Dunks (like you're gonna wear those on a rainy day)

COOL: Winning at iPOKER (awesome simulation software)
FOOL: Losing at real poker

COOL: Surfer's Path (Most gorgeous surfmag ever)
FOOL: Relax Mag (Most gorgeous magazine, about who fucking knows what)

COOL: Mike Mills (Thumbsucking)
FOOL: Tim Burton (too much sucking, not enough not sucking)

COOL: Acquisition (best P-2-P ever)
FOOL: Intellectual rights

COOL: Root Beer (mail order in the UK!)
FOOL: Cristal (thirsty rappers in Houston)

COOL: Curb Your Enthusiasm (already on DVD)
FOOL: Seinfeld (not on DVD for months, maybe even years)

COOL: Gloria Gaynor (Finally great kicks in East London, so fresh there's no link)
FOOL: Alife Rivington Club (exclusive Manhatten kicks, fuck y'all NYC bitches)

COOL: The weak dollar (1.84 to the £ baby, lets bid on those Paris Dunks after all)
FOOL: George Bush (controversial I know)