That's How It Happened

Which bitch stole my hat? This is the last known photo of me wearing my favourite hat while I was checking the Mantle of Beez at Farmageddon. Somehow I got a little wasted, and some weasel robbed me of head gear. Kind souls in New York or Tokyo might like to send me a new hat from Supreme. Perhaps the scuzz bucket who now sports my fetching chapeau has already confessed at GroupHug. If you see someone with this cap on, you have my permission to accost them. Claim the internet told you to do it.